Absofuckinglutely - Funny Tee - Life T-Shirt - Funny Tee - Humor T-Shirt - Quirky Tee
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Absofuckinglutely - Funny Tee - Life T-Shirt - Funny Tee - Humor T-...
Description
Description
This unisex t-shirt is made with love from the renowned Bella-Canvas brand and is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether you're treating yourself or searching for the ultimate gift, prepare to bring some serious LOLs to the lucky recipient's life!
Absofuckinglutely – the word that perfectly sums up those moments when you just can't express yourself any other way. It's that satisfying blend of boldness and humor that makes this t-shirt an absolute must-have for everyone with a cheeky sense of humor!
Need some creative gifting ideas? This t-shirt is the ultimate crowd-pleaser for birthdays, holidays, office parties, or any time you want to spread laughter. Just imagine the reaction of your best friend, co-worker, or family member as they unwrap their gift, revealing the unexpected comedy gold inside!
Made with high-quality materials, this t-shirt is not only hilarious but also incredibly comfortable. The Bella-Canvas brand is renowned for its soft, breathable fabric, making it perfect for everyday wear. Be prepared to be endlessly complimented on both your impeccable sense of humor and your outstanding fashion taste!
Stand out from the crowd with our Abbsofuckinglutely t-shirt. Let everyone know that you're not afraid to embrace your unique personality and have a damn good time doing it! This t-shirt is a bold statement that screams confidence and fun. Wear it with pride, and watch as heads turn and smiles break out wherever you go!
Here at Kooskadoo, we believe laughter is the best gift you can give. So, don't miss out on an opportunity to make someone's day a little brighter. Spread joy, spread laughter, and share the gift of the Abbsofuckinglutely t-shirt with your loved ones!
Don't wait any longer! Get your Abbsofuckinglutely t-shirt right now, and be the life of the party. It's time to unleash your inner comedian and let the world know that you're ready to have some serious fun. Grab one for yourself and a few more for those special people in your life, because laughter truly is the best gift of all!
Product Reference Number: KT-1599
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